ANDROID INSURRECTION
(2012)
Based in a future where androids are charged with building other androids a team is sent to the desert to terminate a super computer that has turned on its creators. For about 75% of this movie we are basically listening to meaningless relationships develop before the battle begins. Normally I would be ALL for this, but the problem here that the dialog in a cereal commercial is more interesting.
Despite the promising DVD cover (for which I am a sucker), what we get here is what amounts to what looks like relations between a vacuum and a rake ending up in a robot with a brake light for a head that will kill you.
You watch these things for at least some semblance of entertainment where you know your imagination will have to fill in the blanks because what is on the screen kinda sucks. Only with this one I not only didn’t have anything resembling fun. Somewhere in the script there may have been a few gems I completely missed after being round housed by terrible acting…but I am pretty sure I didn’t.
Based in a future where androids are charged with building other androids a team is sent to the desert to terminate a super computer that has turned on its creators. For about 75% of this movie we are basically listening to meaningless relationships develop before the battle begins. Normally I would be ALL for this, but the problem here that the dialog in a cereal commercial is more interesting.
Despite the promising DVD cover (for which I am a sucker), what we get here is what amounts to what looks like relations between a vacuum and a rake ending up in a robot with a brake light for a head that will kill you.
You watch these things for at least some semblance of entertainment where you know your imagination will have to fill in the blanks because what is on the screen kinda sucks. Only with this one I not only didn’t have anything resembling fun. Somewhere in the script there may have been a few gems I completely missed after being round housed by terrible acting…but I am pretty sure I didn’t.
If you do watch this, at least pay attention during the last 2 minutes or so.
It’s a pretty interesting diatribe on
the fate of mankind from a Terminator-esque perspective but hopefully not an
introduction to another installment of this film.
I give this film a 1 out of 7. Rating Definition : SUCK FACTOR EXCEEDING SAFE LEVELS this is the
“movie you never saw”. You don’t even like thinking about this movie but will
do some public service warning people about it.
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