DARK WOLF (2003)
For every genre there
seems to be at least one movie that is an insult to it. Unfortunately with
werewolf movies (a genre I really like) there are multiple “possibly the worst
movie ever” entries. DARK WOLF is about a werewolf that is really just looking
for his werewolf soul mate so they can take over the world. It’s also about some
of the cheesiest acting you have ever seen in your life. Oddly there are a few
elements in this that if done better would have made this a much better movie. The
acting just flat out sucks. Almost no one in this movie is completely unknown,
but the fact that Kane Hodder even showed up to film this pile of garbage
shocked not only me, but apparently a lot of his fans. Anyway there is some
overkill on the nudity in this movie and it’s pretty obvious the device was
used to attract fans of former POWER RANGER star Sasha Craig and a few others.
The nudity is also probably meant to distract you from the fact that this movie
is going nowhere and has literally a cartoon werewolf running around in it.
If
you do bother with this just check out the effects on this werewolf and the
transformation scenes that apparently were done in an early 2000’s animation
for beginners class. The eyes on the Dark Wolf itself are animated and I just
can’t get over what a waste of time this must have been for everyone involved. My
recommendation run… skip this on Netflix and sell it if you have it on DVD
unless your goal is just to have every werewolf movie ever made and now you
feel obligated.
I give this movie a 1 out of 7. It was close to a 0 out of 7,
but I did like the cool sound growl this werewolf had. The growl was the only
thing I could think of that was done well.
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