ALICE IN MUDERLAND (2010)
If you have Netflix sadly
this movie has probably been sitting in your “whatever, I will give it a try”
queue for like ever. If you accidentally watched it, now you are regretting it
and you are probably pissed I even bothered to write the review. After you get
done freaking out, feel free to keep reading.
This movie touts itself
as a B-Horror flick but no…it’s not even a Z horror flick. It just flat out
sucks and you should run. In this one, it's Alice's birthday and her sorority girlfriends throw her
a Alice In Wonderland themed party. Half the group starts out pissed because no
guys were invited. Well except for one guy who seems like he showed up just too
make the cast appear as “not all female”. All the girls show up as sexy (I
guess) characters from Wonderland. Then to add at least a little intrigue an
uninvited guest shows up as a crappy looking Jabberwocky to kill everyone, one
by one.
There are a few crazy
moments in this including one girl getting her butt glued to a toilet seat and
the ever so famous “hold my birthday party at the location of my mother’s death”
plot line.
The tagline for this
movie should have been “whatever you do, don’t put this film in your queue or have
it for your Halloween Horror-fest Film lineup. Note, Marlene Mc'Cohen is the only remotely good actress in this thing and you
have never heard of her. However someone else must have noticed because this
actress now has 15 projects either produced or in production this year alone
(2013).
This one gets a 1
out of 7. SUCK FACTOR EXCEEDING SAFE LEVELS this is the “movie you never saw”.
You don’t even like thinking about this movie but will do some public service
warning people about it.
Expanded Definition : This movie has little to no qualities worth anything and likely involved someone doing a documentary or filming from a personal camera. The actors are far out of their prime and the soundtrack was made in your aunt’s back yard a few weeks ago. DISASTER MOVIE and DANCE FLICK are a few examples.
Expanded Definition : This movie has little to no qualities worth anything and likely involved someone doing a documentary or filming from a personal camera. The actors are far out of their prime and the soundtrack was made in your aunt’s back yard a few weeks ago. DISASTER MOVIE and DANCE FLICK are a few examples.
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